The Fishy History of April Fools’ Day… Not as Funny as George Noory

The funniest April Fool’s joke I’ve ever witnessed is when late night radio’s George Noory, interviewed three people who shared the same body. I think he said they were Siamese triplets. I’m so gullible, I believed it. My husband said, “It’s April Fools.” Once I knew it was a joke, it was hilarious to listen to well-meaning folks call in and tell the three characters how they admired them. I will say though, on my behalf, when George said that one of them was black, my mind was searching for a reason for that. The only thing I could think of was the story of the woman who gave birth to twins, one black and one white, so… could happen? A friend who is a psychiatrist, told me lovingly that I was not gullible but “trusting.”

The French think that an April fool is like a young, spring fish, easy to fool, easy to catch… poisson d’avril… April fish. The Scots call an April fool a gowk. A gowk is the same as a cuckoo bird, a bird the Scots believe is foolish. April Fools’ Day or All Fools’ Day didn’t arrive in Britain until the 1700s and traditionally it lasted only until noon. So who started it? It’s possible that April Fools’ day has its origins in spring equinox merriments and might be traced back to India and the spring feast of Huli, their fooling being the equivalent to the Europeans’. There is also a hint that All Fools’ day has a sinister origin and dates back to ancient Italy when women from the mountains were fooled into thinking that they were going to Rome to see the games, in honor of Neptune, the God of the sea. When they arrived, their virtue was robbed.

Today, millions of people enjoy an excuse to trick one another. I look forward to turning on the radio and seeing what George Noory has in store for his April Fool’s joke. Perhaps he’ll have the Siamese triplets hosting for him. Hope they don’t all talk at once.

Suellen Ocean is the author of many books on diverse topics. Her books are available here: http://www.amazon.com/Suellen-Ocean/e/B001KC7Z78

 

Someone Said Donald Trump Belongs to the Knights of Malta… What’s That?

SecretGenealogyFrontCoverI just heard a caller to a San Francisco radio station (KGO) say that Donald Trump was a member of the Knights of Malta. Sounds like Freemasonry or an ancient fraternity left over from the Christian Crusades. Time to find out…SecretGenealogyIIFrontCover

Checking my WW II-era dictionary under “knights,” it doesn’t make the list. There is Knights of Columbus, Knights of St. John of Jerusalem (Knights Templar) but no Malta. So let’s see what Malta has listed. Nothing except, Malta fever, “undulant fever,” see the gazette. So I go to the gazette at the back of the book and Malta is listed as the chief island of the Maltese Islands. The Maltese Islands are listed as Malta, Gozo and Comino in the Mediterranean Sea, fifty-eight miles south of Sicily. Back when this dictionary was printed (1940’s) the Maltese Islands were British colonies.

Hand Painted Roses Cover Sec Gen IIII turned to my beloved encyclopedia that is almost as old, (I love the old reference books, they were written before political correctness and they say things authors would not say today,) and no Knights of Malta is listed under the various fraternities. Here though is some interesting history about Malta and its knights, taken (and reworded) from the Grolier Encyclopedia volumes 13 & 14, pg. 176, Doubleday, Doran and Co., New York, 1956:

The Phoenicians colonized Malta about the 10th century B.C.E. and used it for trading. Then the Greeks in the 8th century B.C.E., then the Carthaginians in the 5th B.C.E. and then it fell to Rome in the 3rd B.C.E. The Vandals and Goths ravaged it in the 5th century A.D. but Belisarius drove them away and attached Malta to the Byzantine empire (Turks). The Moors (Muslims) seized it in the 9th century and pirated from the island. The Normans (think Vikings) ran the Moors off and after that Malta was a dependency of Sicily (think Italy). It was later given by marriage to the house of Hohenstaufen (medieval German rulers). Later the king of Argon (Spain) took charge and Charles V inherited it. It looks like Charles V gave Malta to the Knights of St. John in 1530 and it had a “glorious period.” (The Knights of St. John had been driven from Rhodes by the Turks.)Kindle COVER Secret Genealogy IV

Napoleon took Malta on his way to Egypt in 1798, the British blockaded and the French surrendered in 1800. The island was supposed to be restored to the Knights of St. John but the Maltese refused that promise and were granted the protection of Great Britain in 1814.

So who are the Knights of Malta? Are they the Knights of St. John who were refused by the Maltese or are they Knights of Maltese who refused the Knights of St. John? Oh look… the next entry in the encyclopedia has this:

“Maltese Cross. Badge of the order of the Knights of Malta.”

BLOG Size FRONT Canva Cover Secret Genealogy VI wrote a blog about the Maltese cross about four years ago. Here it is: What is The House of Windsor? Is That a Maltese Cross On the Queen’s Crown? The House of Windsor is the title used by the Royal Family of Great Britain since 1917. The name derives from Windsor Castle in Berkshire, England. Before 1917, the title of the British Royal Family was the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. To my way of thinking, I see Saxe as Saxones as in Anglo-Saxon, which we know many of the English claim to be, and Gotha as from Gothic which refers to the Teutonic tribes who encompass a broad range of people, especially Germanic. The Saxe-Coburg and Gotha title sounded too Germanic, so King George V changed it to the Royal House of Windsor during World War I. On the cover of Newsweek, Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee is featured and visible is what looks like a Maltese cross in her crown, bringing images of Hitler’s Third Reich. But this cross was used long before Hitler used it. Besides representing Christianity, it may also symbolize heroism and impeccable leadership. It does remind one though that even though England has become extremely multi-cultural, tribes of “Northmen” played a pivotal role in its culture.

Suellen Ocean is the author of Secret GenealogyA How-to for Tracing Ancient Jewish Ancestry, Secret Genealogy IIUncovering the Jewish Roots of Our Christian Ancestors, Secret Genealogy III From Jewish Anglo-Saxon Tribes to New France Acadians, Secret Genealogy IV – Native Americans Hidden in Our Family Trees and Secret Genealogy V– Black, White and Hamite; Ancestors of Color in Our Family Trees.  Available here:

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Cell Phones… the Tools of Our Free Society

Chimney FireOne of the ways I cope with “these troubling times,” is to tell myself that I am an observer of the future. Sometimes I ask myself, what if I was dead? All these changes would go on without me, so why not stay calm and watch them go their course? Change is inevitable, right? Well, I’m not dead and I’m quite young for my age so I don’t stay in observer mode for long. I’m still a big participant in society. Last night was rough though. It was a rainy El Nino Saturday afternoon in northern California so we spent the day lounging and watching movies. First we watched the new Mad Max movie due to its hype at the Oscars, and afterwards, for the same reason, we watched Straight Out of Compton. I was angry after we finished watching the latter. It fueled my anger over society’s mistreatment of our black citizens. The movie is an entertaining, honest story about black music entrepreneurs. It had all the elements; oppression, betrayal, injustice, death, sadness, success, love, family, friendship, hope… but it left me feeling angry. I went to bed at midnight and turned the radio on. I listened to BBC world news where the headlines were that ISIS was training little boys to be ruthless. I won’t repeat the gory details but after that, I’d had my share of media for the weekend. All this leads to the question, what can we do about “these troubling times?” We can start by acknowledging how important freedom is. And how it is aided by technology (cell phone cameras) that help us expose injustice and disgrace, whether it be police brutality, terrorism, corporate and government misbehavior or litter along our highways. These days, we have much to be grateful for, especially freedom.

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